The Lady of the Swordbox, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the box signifying by Divine Providence that I, Ininewcrow, was to carry Excalibur!
If you took some LSD beforehand ..... for the user they did actually transform into He-man ..... or a hippopotamus .... whatever .... they still get the sword. .... alright Man-at-arms! Let's roll!!
34 Comments
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 59 pts · 1y
Bow before your new king!!!! For I have received Excalibur from the lady of the
lakebox!!!!FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y
Well I didn't vote for you.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 43 pts · 1y
You don't vote for kings
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
Well how do you become king then?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 41 pts · 1y
The Lady of the Swordbox, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the box signifying by Divine Providence that I, Ininewcrow, was to carry Excalibur!
That is why I am your king!
steventhedev@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 1y
Bottom rack retail workers distributing replica weaponry is hardly a good basis for a system of government
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 1y
Be quiet!
BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some
wateryren fair tart threw a sword at you!Mikug@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
You clearly haven't heard of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y
I'm so fucked bruh I can't even imagine king Arthur as a man anymore
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y
"By th power...."
"Get the hell out of here! Can't you read?!"
Tedesche@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEER!!!
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
"Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight"
TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website · 30 pts · 1y
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
Only if the sword will actually transform you into He-Man.
TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website · 13 pts · 1y
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
There's already a She-Ra, ya know...
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
If you took some LSD beforehand ..... for the user they did actually transform into He-man ..... or a hippopotamus .... whatever .... they still get the sword. .... alright Man-at-arms! Let's roll!!
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y
I will also accept:
"Thunder... Thunder. Thunder! ThunderCats!!! Hooooooooooooooooo!"
gift_of_gab@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
... Heeeeeeeeeere we are!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Oh there's a question... if you do a good Freddie Mercury impersonation can you pull out a sword? I would say yes.
gift_of_gab@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
If you shout "I have inside me blood of Kings!" is a store worker required to shout "Yeah!" back?
robocall@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
It says "there can only be one" but there are in fact many swords to do this with.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
You can reduce the numbers faster if you don't need to keep taking the time to clean and sharpen.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
There can be only two!
Wait, I screwed up. Can I get a Mulligan?
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
A7thStone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Form Blazing Sword!
humble_pete_digger@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Was that a reference to a highlander show?
ikidd@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Yes?
germtm_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
demoknight tf2 moment.