I'm good. I'm good. I just wanna talk to him.

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Gork@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Step 1: Bath salts

Step 2: Meth

Step 3: Eat people's faces

stinky@redlemmy.com · 3 pts · 1y

daddy <3

stinky@redlemmy.com · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I mean he does kind of look like the gators are running a train on his tooshie

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nah, that's just a clue

stinky@redlemmy.com · 2 pts · 1y

it's a big long erect clue up my ass David

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Kids nearly got yoinked

Notserious@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

HBO’s “It’s Florida Man” 3rd episode is a dude who decided to jump a fence and swim in a gator pond at night. He lost an arm and wandered in the woods for two days before being rescued.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Just another day in the adventures of: