Left wing kinks tend to be role playing as conservatives and conservative kinks tend to be role playing as left wingers

Edit: Downvote me daddy

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funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 1y (3 replies)

is latex left wing or right wing? custard pies? smoking? being trod on with stilettos? wearing a diaper?

I don’t think youve thought through what kinks are.

meep_launcher@lemm.ee · -12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Latex is a left wing kink (restriction of rights)

Custard pies are right wing (impurity)

Smoking is left wing unless it's American Spirits

Being trod in with stilettos is right wing (fem Dom)

Wearing a diaper is right wing if a man does it, left wing if a woman does it (gender infantalization)

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

while I exhaled through my nose, it seems like the hivemind is against you here

also, from experience, most kinksters are very boring and likely to be neither left nor right but some unknown third thing that is the craziest shit you've ever heard.

meep_launcher@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

"my politics are fiscally liberal, socially terrifying"

meep_launcher@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Last night I whispered "supply side economics" into her ear and she said "you're a fucking freak"

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

"mm, trickle down baby"

Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

"No gods no masters!" in the streets

"Oh gods yes, mistress!" in the sheets

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

tbf im left wing and my kink is punching fascists

FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y

Do they?

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Something something trickles down something

shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Well... I despise authoritarians, but in the bedroom, I'm in charge.

infinite_ass@leminal.space · 2 pts · 1y

Are sub/dom politically biased?

seven_phone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

People become obsessed with their enemy.

Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Makes sense, the last dem election was basically CBT mixed with edging