There’s a candy store called Rocket Fizz that has about three refrigerators of these sorts of flavors. I’ve learned that I’m not a fan of Alien Pee or Toxic Sludge, but there are SO many more to go!
I believe the same people also make a bacon-flavored soda. I got through half of it before throwing it out, it was awful. I mean, it tasted like bacon. It tasted like some damn good bacon, at that. But the fact that it's a fizzy liquid just turns it into a nauseating experience.
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CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
There’s a candy store called Rocket Fizz that has about three refrigerators of these sorts of flavors. I’ve learned that I’m not a fan of Alien Pee or Toxic Sludge, but there are SO many more to go!
oxideseven@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
We just had toxic sludge. It was so good and refreshing. Blue raspberry and orange!
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It was just way too sweet for me. Made my teeth hurt and I’m pretty sure I had Toxic Diabeetus for a few days. I’ve got a pickle one next on my list.
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Does that bazooka tastes fine for the first three sips then nothing to replicate the gum experience?
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y
The fact you can get a full jaw workout in only a few minutes, it's a miracle it isn't illegal!
I am totally going to buy that bazooka joe gum soda if I ever see it.
teft@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
This post is a violation of rule one. You sir are missing an m.
For shame.
XTL@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 1y
Oh, balls. I blame autocorrect. Thanks.
Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
My hero. <3
RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Ranch Dressing Soda says "Y'all get yer fixins" across the bottom LOL
Fixins are the things like sauces and toppings that you "fix up" your food with (FYI)
TheOakTree@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Yes meemaw, I got all I need right here! lifts ranch soda
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y
Pictured: Midwestern stereotype.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Oh yeah. They’ve got bacon too. I’ve seen other weirder ones.
dditty@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
It looks like the brand is Generic Lester's Fixins Outrageous Sodas
EtherWhack@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Great, a pop-up to register for a mailing list without a close or decline button.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
You nailed it. I got a set as a gag gift. So nasty.
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y
RANCH DRESSING? I think I’d rather find out a friend was smoking crack than see them drinking that shit.
huginn@feddit.it · 3 pts · 1y
I almost puked after a single shot. Can't imagine a bottle
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 1y
The ranch soda is one of those things I would try once. You know it's bad; but how bad is it?
Chozo@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y
I believe the same people also make a bacon-flavored soda. I got through half of it before throwing it out, it was awful. I mean, it tasted like bacon. It tasted like some damn good bacon, at that. But the fact that it's a fizzy liquid just turns it into a nauseating experience.
beastlykings@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Yeah the bacon one is a wild ride
huginn@feddit.it · 4 pts · 1y
I've had it, it's worse than your imagining. .
Very fishy and greasy
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 1y
Ugh... Why fishy?! 🤢
huginn@feddit.it · 1 pts · 1y
Anchovies I guess
merde@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
huginn@feddit.it · 2 pts · 1y
Natural flavors does all the lifting there
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 1y
That's not ranch, tho. That's Caesar dressing.
huginn@feddit.it · 1 pts · 1y
Oh right...
Absolutely no idea then. It was definitely fishy though.
My partner doesn't even remember the taste - it activated the gag reflex too quickly.
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Must be Trader Joe's.
Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I found one from Rocket Fizz called barf. They also have a sweet corn soda too
Gingerlegs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
there are 0 crumbs. 0/10 would not recommend.