c/whitepeopletwitter · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 1yHide ya girl 520 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world
16 Comments
Furball@sh.itjust.works · 69 pts · 1y
Poor guy thinks he’s an airport
tdawg@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
That's one landing strip I'm not excited to see
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Maybe he'll pull his pants down to even things out.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
My dude who cut your hair moses
Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
"Moses? I gochu, fam."
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 1y
Shaving a 🍆 in your hair to woo the girls.
TheFriar@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
…what does your penis look like, bro
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 1y
KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y
Frayed and wrapped in cellophane???
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
It's a lesser known condition, peeing is really tough when the noodles get soggy.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Then you can tie it up into a farphallus!
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
Ladies, I am single and ready to shop for hats
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 1y
Why not?
someone will have to take a hit for the team on the way to inventing new hair styles.
parody@lemmings.world · 8 pts · 1y
Bro surprised to get more sympathy than if he shaved it all
superkret@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
All this guy needs to pull ladies is some strong double-sided tape, and a cat.
taanegl@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Zier@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y
S E X Y !