Removed the spatula from my cast iron and it revealed Grease Vader.

He finds your cooking methods to be…..disturbing.

Me seeing a naturally forming image that happens to vaguely resemble a supernaturally powered person who was born in a desert to a virgin mother:

Darth Greaser, you are a greasy one

WHAT have you DONE with those pans?

Your title was truncated at 'cast' and I assumed you had been scratching yourself inside a ooaster cast with a spatula and it got stuck.