Not even half as crazy as using your penis to suck up the milk and then spraying it up into your mouth, followed by an ear-splittingly loud elephant trumpet sound with a dead-serious look on your face. Now that would create some lasting memories at your next Oprah bookclub meetup. Like and Subscribe for more tips and tricks.
37 Comments
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 50 pts · 1y
men, is it gay to suck milk through a hotdog hole?
einlander@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
It's a power move. Make sure to maintain eye contact while you suck it down and show them what's in your mouth before you swallow.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1y
omg 🥵
puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
and try to forget you have hotdog-water milk in the same hole as your taste buds
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y
After that you swallow the entire sausage to communicate your prowess
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
No, just daft.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
Glorious
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
No homo. 2% is the limit!
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
can't wait for congress to ban whole milk because it has trans fats
Sciaphobia@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 1y
Just strawdoggin' it.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 1y
Because the most popular milkshake flavour worldwide is "smoked assorted meat leftovers".
talkstothecat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
From the makers of hotdog flavored water, NEW!! Hotdog flavored milk!
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Not even half as crazy as using your penis to suck up the milk and then spraying it up into your mouth, followed by an ear-splittingly loud elephant trumpet sound with a dead-serious look on your face. Now that would create some lasting memories at your next Oprah bookclub meetup. Like and Subscribe for more tips and tricks.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y
I wish I had the ability to un-pee liquids. Transporting things in your bladder would be practical.
Sciaphobia@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
What a terrible day to be literate.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Drill a couple more hole so you can play the meat flute.
Supervisor194@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
unsubscribe
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
I love sucking white liquids out of wieners
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
Username checks out.
ccunning@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Why is the drill the most bothersome part of the whole thing for me?
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
you know whatever lubricants they put on the drill-bit is not safe for consumption, that hotdog is contaminated now
kubica@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
While sucking make sure to grab the bottom of the glass and gently stroke it
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Is 5-minute crafts that Russian content mill or am I thinking of another one?
MichaelHawkinSnider@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
It's one of them.
Jumuta@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
I thought it was Ukrainian?
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Wiki says Cyprus.
Jumuta@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
ah right, it's Troom Troom that's based on Ukraine
Slovene@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
Ann Reardon from How To Cook That on YouTube has some great videos about this bullshit.
affiliate@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
not going to name any names, but it’s clear that somebody hasn’t taken a power tools safety seminar
taiyang@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Ok, ok, I'm fine with paper straws now. Please, no more sausage.
ZeroTwo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It would be so much easier too use a straw too carve the hot dog hole out... Idiot.
BootyBuccaneer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
That's a good premise for a ragebait video promoting "eco-friendly life hacks".
Slovene@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y
Seems like a job for Mr. Ordinary Sausage
LifeLemons@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
I would rather watch howtobasic's life hacks
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/YZ0B6kvFy-k
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y
Well that is in fact a crazy idea.
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Perversion of nature