Morning Blast

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13 Comments

ohellidk@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y (9 replies)

And it always happens right before I have to leave for work too!

explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Try to hold it in so you can poop on the boss' time. It's way better to get paid for that shit.

blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

We call them Union Shits around here, unionized or otherwise.

Infynis@midwest.social · 9 pts · 1y

Working from home, I regularly clock in on the toilet

Qkall@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I used to finish my day pooping so much people knew where to find me. The number of questions I've fielded

rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You don't get to end your work day with a peaceful shit? This would be devastating

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Oh they're never peaceful

dingus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

This is why I can't be one of those people who drink their morning coffee at work instead of before work. Because then I'll have to shit in public instead of at home and then I won't have as much time to complete my work.

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shit on company time.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

"complete my work" that's what we call shitting in my industry

aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Hell for your heart, too

tatterdemalion@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yea I don't think a cup or two of coffee alone is bad, other than temporarily increasing blood pressure. But I definitely wouldn't combine it with smoking.

DuckBilledMongoose@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 1y

As an ex-smoker a morning coffee and cigarette does feel great, so does a post workout smoke. But yeah dont start smoking!