Back in 1212, my kid went on the crusades and I never saw him again. He was only 10. They called it the Children's Crusade but I never heard about them getting to Jerusalem. But before he left, he spent hours in his room with a quill pen, just endlessly illuminating manuscripts to his friends.
Some may think the Crusades are a harmless alternative to the clergy for getting rid of your excess progeny, but nothing could be further from the truth! It’s a recipe for fraternal strife and societal disruption—how will your firstborn son and heir be content as Count of Boulogne when his younger brother is parading around as King of Jerusalem?
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Back in 1212, my kid went on the crusades and I never saw him again. He was only 10. They called it the Children's Crusade but I never heard about them getting to Jerusalem. But before he left, he spent hours in his room with a quill pen, just endlessly illuminating manuscripts to his friends.
Watch what your kids are inscribing, parents!
jaybone@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Never do a whole crusade.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
It was one of those DripDrop challenges. The Children's Crusade challenge they called it. And he fell for it. Thankfully, I have 15 other children.
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Some may think the Crusades are a harmless alternative to the clergy for getting rid of your excess progeny, but nothing could be further from the truth! It’s a recipe for fraternal strife and societal disruption—how will your firstborn son and heir be content as Count of Boulogne when his younger brother is parading around as King of Jerusalem?