PLEASE WAKE UP.

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moosetwin@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 3y

mf sent me a message telling me to wake up but not how

posedexposed@lemmynsfw.com · 50 pts · 3y (2 replies)

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

That's where any net-to-brain communication will aim at, and it will be way worse than car warranties...

Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

So you're telling me that "immortality" is just an excuse to keep draining money out of you?

Edit: I thought you were talking about saving minds in machines, and I think it's even scarier than what you said...

mashbooq@infosec.pub · 48 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Is the outside world better or worse than the one I'm in now?

0000000nowhere@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y
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programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 3y

The matrix paradox

squidzorz@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 3y

Wake me up inside

Can't wake up

Wake me up inside

Save me

MxM111@kbin.social · 19 pts · 3y

Ok, for all those asking how to wake up - all you need to do is to open your eyes.

CitizenKong@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y

"This is not a dream. We are using your brain as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one-nine-nine-nine. You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious mind. This is not a dream. What you are seeing is actually occurring."

atticus88th@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y

The only way to wake up is by depositing some bitcoin into this account.

Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev · 14 pts · 3y (3 replies)

no thanks :3

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Wait you're enjoying this? You sick bastard.

Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Heck no. But if this is a dream it must be literal hell out there.

RatMaster@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

Depends... Could be a nightmare we're in...

voxov7@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y

Okay... let me just pull myself up by my brainstraps and wake tf up then!

bobotron@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 3y

iratesorbet@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

You're not my real dad.

lanolinoil@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

You're not even my step dad

dorumon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

As someone who has tripped balls on similar things before this legitimately haunts my ass even to this day.

ComfortablyGlum@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y

Is it as bad out there as it is in here?

daw@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

i’m gonna put this on my wall fr

001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 3y
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Pokethat@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

No

NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

You actually prefer this reality?!

Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y

nah im kinda eepy

x4740N@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

How do you wake up then

Anid_vid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I am scarred for the rest of my life now

pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

I'm not gonna lie, I've had an acid trip that was along this line, and this is the first time seeing this!