Why aren't you

My kitty is so damn lazy that when she wants to find me, rather than check different rooms (it’s an apartment), she just complains loudly until I announce myself. What an asshole.

The futility of life and an empty food bowl. My Kingdom for a Churu!

why aren't humans screaming more?

I asked my cat why he was screaming and he looked at me and screamed "mreowoewow" which I take to mean "would you like a list?"

Can relate

Waste of energy

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!