What if my goal today was to be very naughty? 🤔
I love that comic
Yeah no, don't worry I've infiltrated the council and intend to get them to legalize war crimes for crazy fem presenting people muahaha :3
you'll be put on a list 🎅
(but you are a good girl)
I suddenly had a vision of Santa as a mob boss:
He's making a list
writes down names in a lil black book
He's checking it twice!
hands the book to a grizzled elf with an eyepatch and gives a nod
He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice!
criminals meet up to trade Christmas themed drugs for whores
Santa Clause is coming to town!
godfather style montage of elf assassins taking out traitors on Christmas day
This incident will be reported.
You're a good baddie
genuinely made me feel better wtf
no i aint
yes (fite me)
i am below passoid level, i gotta get gotten
What about that makes you a bad person? Would you tell another girl that they're a bad person for not meeting some standard of femininity? That'd be the actual bad girl behavior
no, that would be rude i think
Then why do you do it to yourself? Are you somehow special?
i don't know
Is your username a reference to Aspens? =D
Edit: or Poplars or Cottonwoods? =)
yes!!
Awesome! My wife and I live really close to a few awesome clonal colonies of quaking aspen, and we visit every year! =)
They're one of my favorite trees!
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25 Comments
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 1y
What if my goal today was to be very naughty? 🤔
erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 1y
NullNet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1y
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y
WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
I love that comic
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Yeah no, don't worry I've infiltrated the council and intend to get them to legalize war crimes for crazy fem presenting people muahaha :3
kewwwi@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
you'll be put on a list 🎅
(but you are a good girl)
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
I suddenly had a vision of Santa as a mob boss:
writes down names in a lil black book
hands the book to a grizzled elf with an eyepatch and gives a nod
criminals meet up to trade Christmas themed drugs for whores
godfather style montage of elf assassins taking out traitors on Christmas day
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
This incident will be reported.
poke@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
You're a good baddie
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
NullNet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 1y
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 1y
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org · 21 pts · 1y
kewwwi@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y
genuinely made me feel better wtf
populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
no i aint
kewwwi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
yes (fite me)
populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
i am below passoid level, i gotta get gotten
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
What about that makes you a bad person? Would you tell another girl that they're a bad person for not meeting some standard of femininity? That'd be the actual bad girl behavior
populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
no, that would be rude i think
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Then why do you do it to yourself? Are you somehow special?
populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
i don't know
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Is your username a reference to Aspens? =D
Edit: or Poplars or Cottonwoods? =)
populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
yes!!
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Awesome! My wife and I live really close to a few awesome clonal colonies of quaking aspen, and we visit every year! =)
They're one of my favorite trees!
renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net · 2 pts · 1y
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