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c/lemmyshitpost · by alaxitoo@lemmy.world · 3y

apple yeeter

327 points · 6 comments · view on lemmy.world

6 Comments

squaresinger@feddit.de · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

If your goal is just to keep the doctor away, there are many better ways:

  • Homeopathy
  • TCM
  • Conspiracy theorists
  • Living in a country without public health care
  • Simply being lazy and not going to the doctor

But all of them will end you instead.

JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y

•Reiki: why call a doctor to exorcise the ghost in your foot?

eezeebee@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3y

a apple

over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if thrown hard enough.

ooterness@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Reminds me of the "Doctors Hate Her" sketch from Loading Ready Run.

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