I've seen videos before of people head butting cakes, specifically russians, which makes me think it's a thing. Otherwise, it would be hard for his "friends" to plant the spikes for him to smash his head into.
I would like to know what they're saying though: Anyone here that can get a translation?
Soldier: agreed, death is the only way out of a slow descent into misery.
Cameraman: indeed. Unless we rise up and kill Putin, no other country will see us as anything more than a shithole infested with vermin. Death is the only way out. This is why we put some spikes in your cake.
11 Comments
hoch@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y
I love how they check on the cake instead of checking on him.
Russia is a societal shithole.
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Thinking: "fucker ruined the damn cake"
ulterno@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
Nah, they were just getting rid of the murder weapon. Poison tipped spikes.
Marafon@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
Lol fuckin dumbass
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Fuckers can't even fight a cake
skozzii@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y
Is it cultural to smash you head in the cake or was he just throwing a temper tantrum because he didnt want the cake?
thebestaquaman@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I've seen videos before of people head butting cakes, specifically russians, which makes me think it's a thing. Otherwise, it would be hard for his "friends" to plant the spikes for him to smash his head into.
I would like to know what they're saying though: Anyone here that can get a translation?
Skates@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y
Cameraman: we are doomed as a nation.
Soldier: agreed, death is the only way out of a slow descent into misery.
Cameraman: indeed. Unless we rise up and kill Putin, no other country will see us as anything more than a shithole infested with vermin. Death is the only way out. This is why we put some spikes in your cake.
Soldier: say no more, fam.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Kebab
NightShot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
OMg I'm laughing so hard - what a dumbass!
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Be careful kid, you’ll poke your eye out