"this taste like ass!"
“The only thing here that doesn’t taste like ass is the one fucking thing that should.” - me, just now.
As well he should
I'd buy that product if someone made it.
Flavored lube totally exists
But why no ass flavor??
Yeah I can get a dental dam in cherry, mint, strawberry, banana, blah.
Not a single pussy-flavored dental dam on the market. Big oof.
I prefer to call it "ass seasoning."
He will make sure that ass has some fucking sauce
9 Comments
doppelgangmember@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y
"this taste like ass!"
Spudwart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
“The only thing here that doesn’t taste like ass is the one fucking thing that should.” - me, just now.
dadabean@feddit.de · 7 pts · 3y
As well he should
loopedcandle@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 3y
I'd buy that product if someone made it.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y
Flavored lube totally exists
thesprongler@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
But why no ass flavor??
eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
Yeah I can get a dental dam in cherry, mint, strawberry, banana, blah.
Not a single pussy-flavored dental dam on the market. Big oof.
loopedcandle@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 3y
I prefer to call it "ass seasoning."
AlexDrago@ani.social · 1 pts · 3y
He will make sure that ass has some fucking sauce