They said if I did it I'd go blind, so I just did it till I needed glasses.

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aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 1y (1 reply)

People like this are why they invented high index polymers

macgyver@federation.red · 5 pts · 1y

My lack of coke bottles thank them for walking so I could run.

Death__BySnuSnu@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y

She can see your ancestors.

HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 21 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Bubbles ain’t got no sister, right?

Albbi@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y

He's got a bunch, but he's never met them.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

This is all the confirmation I need to say he indeed does and she needs to be on the show

HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Can we call her Sudsy?

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

Bubs N Suds

pigup@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Milhouse

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Professor Farnsworth

SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Bubbles

Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (8 replies)

What is vision like through these? Seriously.

davel@lemmy.ml · 35 pts · 1y (2 replies)

A damn sight better than without them one assumes.

Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

No doubt.

toynbee@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y

While you're not wrong, it seems like you could have shortened your post to just the first three words.

moody@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)

The middle looks normal, but the edges curve, kind of like a fisheye lens on a camera. If you look straight ahead, everything looks normal until you start to turn your head, then everything sort of squeezes into focus as you shift your field of vision.

Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

But it does at least correct to somewhat clear?

moody@lemmings.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Mine aren't as bad as those in the picture, but at -7 wearing glasses I can see perfectly. There's just slight distortion at the sides that's not really noticeable unless I'm moving my head to the side.

Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Thanks, I've always been curious, and looking through someone else's pair obviously never worked.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

She can actually see the back of her own head with these

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

I think a very stoned guy posted a picture of his extremely thick glasses on Reddit once, the lack of additional context made it quite funny.

yesman@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Good news everyone!

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Safety squints

Agent641@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

These will stop anti-materiel .50 BMG rounds.

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

There isn't much to see here anyways. Consider 2x scopes on your firearms instead of red dots.