Fire ye wizards, says dragon

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slazer2au@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y

This is why you send manglemet bullshit reports of we have fended off X attacks this month with a breakdown of such.

xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Don't worry, management decided on a compromise. A new wizard working 1800-0400 in another realm has offered to maintain our circles of protection for a hundredth of the cost in eyes of newt.

Their circles are a bit more hexagonal than you're used to but they are Cisco certified.

ink1ing@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

"They've also said the protection hexagon may not encompass the research tower of Eldritch Horrors, but I mean how vital is that, right?" - Kind regards, Management

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y

Y2K, anyone?