And really, in the end, the global death rate is 100%—everyone dies.
[everyone dies eventually, so to save money let's all go in on a single gravestone together]
… or do they? Strictly speaking, the observed death rate for the human condition is something like 93%—that is, around 93% of all humans have died. This means the death rate among humans who were not members of The Beatles is significantly higher than the 50% death rate among humans who were.
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 15 pts · 1y
Life is the worst STD in existence. It's highly communicable and 100% fatal.
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
And really, in the end, the global death rate is 100%—everyone dies.
[everyone dies eventually, so to save money let's all go in on a single gravestone together]
… or do they? Strictly speaking, the observed death rate for the human condition is something like 93%—that is, around 93% of all humans have died. This means the death rate among humans who were not members of The Beatles is significantly higher than the 50% death rate among humans who were.
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Eight billion people currently have this condition, and they’ve all survived so far.
ultrahamster64@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
You can say that experiencing life is, in fact, necessary for death
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
You should check those numbers
Lyre@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 1y
Well if you define death as "not existing" then 100% of people who don't experience life are also dead.
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Nonexistent is different from death. You have to have previously been alive to die.
andyburke@fedia.io · 0 pts · 1y
Life is the most fatal condition for
humanslife.