c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 1yI am a shit machine. 245 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Sorry, but we already automated that job
Boomkop3@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 1y
I don't do anything, just feed it food and poop comes out the other end
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
Oh no we've been made redundant
Gork@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
Classic shitpost.
nslatz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Neil Tobin (Irish comedian) once said, "An Irishman is a complicated mechanism for turning Guinness into piss."
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Objectively true
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
The ass can produce 3 of the (common) 4 states of matter.
SkavarSharraddas@gehirneimer.de · 4 pts · 1y
The best compliment for a cook is to turn everything they make into shit.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Mostly CO2
ohellidk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
liquid poop!
Boomkop3@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y
accurate