That's sexist AF. Just because I'm constantly giving my buddy's balls a little caress and sometimes a little kiss doesn't mean I'm gay. That's the same as saying that when women touch a pregnant woman's belly / uterus that they are gay - are you suggesting they are all gay??!
19 Comments
superkret@feddit.org · 59 pts · 1y
It's not gay if a kid's on the way.
Worx@lemmynsfw.com · 22 pts · 1y
Broke: stop touching pregnant women without their consent
Woke: touch their sperm-doner's balls instead
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 1y
Listen I'm all for culinary experimentation, but that dish shall remain untested.
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
I'll keep my fetus-kebab thanks
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
🤮
over_clox@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Did you shake them as a true gesture of manly respect?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y
Flick them to test they aren't fake
over_clox@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
How do you know if they're fake? Do they sound hollow? Do they ding or ping or something?
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · 6 pts · 1y
They vanish into mist and a distinctly magical sound plays
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
There is no visceral reaction from the operator
someguy3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Not too much love though, that's gay.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
That's sexist AF. Just because I'm constantly giving my buddy's balls a little caress and sometimes a little kiss doesn't mean I'm gay. That's the same as saying that when women touch a pregnant woman's belly / uterus that they are gay - are you suggesting they are all gay??!
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
It’s not gay until you touch the dick
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
I need one of those "where do you draw the line" memes but with the balls and penis
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Yeah show them some love, kiss the balls
AreolaGrundle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Fuck yeah homie rdx came in clutch after bacon reader died
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 1y
Nice balls dude
Melt@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Not everyday you get to touch a baby bump. People just make excuse to get to touch it
LouNeko@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Your mom knows how to give balls the attention they deserve.