Please give balls the appreciation they deserve

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19 Comments

superkret@feddit.org · 59 pts · 1y

It's not gay if a kid's on the way.

Worx@lemmynsfw.com · 22 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Broke: stop touching pregnant women without their consent

Woke: touch their sperm-doner's balls instead

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

sperm-doner

Listen I'm all for culinary experimentation, but that dish shall remain untested.

Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

I'll keep my fetus-kebab thanks

flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

🤮

over_clox@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Did you shake them as a true gesture of manly respect?

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Flick them to test they aren't fake

over_clox@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How do you know if they're fake? Do they sound hollow? Do they ding or ping or something?

HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · 6 pts · 1y

They vanish into mist and a distinctly magical sound plays

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y

There is no visceral reaction from the operator

someguy3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Not too much love though, that's gay.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y

That's sexist AF. Just because I'm constantly giving my buddy's balls a little caress and sometimes a little kiss doesn't mean I'm gay. That's the same as saying that when women touch a pregnant woman's belly / uterus that they are gay - are you suggesting they are all gay??!

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It’s not gay until you touch the dick

ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y

I need one of those "where do you draw the line" memes but with the balls and penis

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Yeah show them some love, kiss the balls

AreolaGrundle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Fuck yeah homie rdx came in clutch after bacon reader died

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 1y

Nice balls dude

Melt@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Not everyday you get to touch a baby bump. People just make excuse to get to touch it

LouNeko@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Your mom knows how to give balls the attention they deserve.