Sorry, we only support unsigned integers and you need to tell me their age and blood type

you joke.. but the frontend is a schizophrenic who thinks 0, undefined, NaN and document.all are the same thing. We have to be cautious.

Do I look like I know what the database structure is? I just want to render an image of a god dang hot dog.

Well, if you want negative numbers for any application, you better convince the PM that those things are real.