Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring All Americans to Be Friends With Elon Musk

https://theshovel.com.au/2025/01/23/trump-signs-executive-order-requiring-americans-be-friends-with-elon-musk/

Elon Musk will finally achieve his dream of people liking him, after President Trump made it a criminal offence not to, in an executive order signed today.

In what is believed to be a quid pro quo for over US$270 million in campaign donations, the executive order will also require Americans to laugh at Elon Musk’s jokes, a harsh stipulation which some experts say may contravene human rights.

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HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Elon: Please clap

navi@lemmy.tespia.org · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Man do I wish Jeb Bush, from a family of political oligarchy, was what we had to deal with these days instead this shit.

AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I grew up in Florida. I remember Jeb Bush as governor. When the GOP rolled out their clown car of candidates that year, I hoped they picked Jeb.

Gork@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

¡Jeb!

nawb@lemmings.world · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It is arguably getting pretty hard to figure out which news articles are true and which not (if it wasn’t filed under The Onion. I guess that is probably not a good sign.

Klear@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

The other day I saw posts from The Onion and Not The Onion right next to each other in my feed. Guess which one sounded more far fetched?

crawancon@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y

these have just been too god damned fucking believable.

Gork@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

wtf I love the Cybertruck now

moody@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 1y

I'm friends with Tom already, I don't need Elon in my life.

samus12345@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

The reason I knew this wasn't true is because it said Elon Musk, not Trump.

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I've been running ever since.