c/shittyask · by Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 1y

I'm about to make a profile on a dating site. Can you give me some solid suggestions as to what I can put in there that would immediately send off red flags to everyone?

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6 Comments

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Don't lie

Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 1y

So lie then ?

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Uncontrollable flatulence. That aught to do it.

Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 2 pts · 1y

Thanks bruh

fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Amateur vivisectionist.

Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 2 pts · 1y

I'll put that in there