What happened to E through P?

I just do A and B (C for really bad days) and then use my detachable shower head for D-Z.

I would be lying if I said I don't do all of these except Q.

I might try Q tomorrow now, it looks very refreshing

A is front wash, B is backside wash, C is unsure if going to work wash, D is Asshole wash, Q is Asshole and bottom of foot wash.

my shower is not big enough for anything but A and B

Hashtag: American Problems.