Pineapples

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Unrealistic. Cancellation would require sending a hand-written letter signed by Henry the 5th, sealed with the ear wax from a Thompson's Gazelle, and be written upon parchment made from wood hewn from Yggdrasil.

Where do I get this subscription?

Just 1 pineapple a week and you can't finish it as soon as you get it? Pathetic

Victorian Londoners be like:

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Obligatory Atomic Shrimp (press "cancel subscription" on your Office365 to see the 'downgrade' to get your original plan at the original price)

Mhan they should send pineapple with big unsubscribe button

Don't laugh. Crippling procrastination affects 1 in 10 people that bothered to attend the study, but it probably affects MANY more.

IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU