The more androgynous the better, please. Thank you.
Being a 6’2” broad shouldered wide rib caged big hands big feet hairy person who can’t shave or wax is probably someone else’s dream body, so maybe we could even trade.
There's no catch? If I press this it'll just make me taller and nothing else? That seems almost too good to be true, these kinds of buttons usually have unpleasant side effects, sometimes framed as pleasant (i.e. would secretly make me grow boobs).
14 Comments
MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 1y
*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
thelsim@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
Don’t be greedy! Leave some clicks for the rest of us! :)
MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Sorry, I'll give them back🥺
thelsim@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
That's ok, just wait one moment.....
*click*
Ok, it's all yours again, go nuts :)
mossy_@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
You get your dream body, but you join a long and exhausting fight for respect and tolerance
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1y
Pff that's an obvious press
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 1y
Unless your dream body is a dragon. That makes the fight easier.
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 15 pts · 1y
Back then: Schwarzenegger in Connan the Barbarian. Right now: Anybody with a non-fucked up spine.
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
The more androgynous the better, please. Thank you.
Being a 6’2” broad shouldered wide rib caged big hands big feet hairy person who can’t shave or wax is probably someone else’s dream body, so maybe we could even trade.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Gib pls :3c
unnamedau@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
yes please thank you appreciate it
FirstMajesticComet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
There's no catch? If I press this it'll just make me taller and nothing else? That seems almost too good to be true, these kinds of buttons usually have unpleasant side effects, sometimes framed as pleasant (i.e. would secretly make me grow boobs).
Elrecoal19_0@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
No catch, it is just a button with no side effects
FirstMajesticComet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Hell yeah! I would push it in a heartbeat. I've always wished I was a bit taller.
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y