Fun story, when I started playing my Tabaxi Cleric of Sylvanus, we were walking through the woods towards our first dungeon, and on the way we got ambushed by wolves. The talk went:
ME: I'll position myself between the others and the wolves.
DM: then they'll attack you first.
ME: pfft, that's fine, I've got an AC of 18.
DM: does a 21 hit?
ME: 😨 (meekly) yes...?
DM: 23 hits as well...
ME: 😰
DM: and 19 as well, right... You take 10 damage.
ME: fuck, I'm down!
15 Comments
dragonshouter@ttrpg.network · 25 pts · 1y
at least 2 go unconscious and the other is heavily wounded
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Fun story, when I started playing my Tabaxi Cleric of Sylvanus, we were walking through the woods towards our first dungeon, and on the way we got ambushed by wolves. The talk went:
ME: I'll position myself between the others and the wolves.
DM: then they'll attack you first.
ME: pfft, that's fine, I've got an AC of 18.
DM: does a 21 hit?
ME: 😨 (meekly) yes...?
DM: 23 hits as well...
ME: 😰
DM: and 19 as well, right... You take 10 damage.
ME: fuck, I'm down!
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
And they all died.
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org · 17 pts · 1y
Snail's not even guarding anything, the party just saw it and decided to go berserk.
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
Damn murderhobos.
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 1y
Sounds about right.
Jeeve65@ttrpg.network · 14 pts · 1y
I have a new party of three absolute beginners lined up for next saturday. I forgot the snails in the adventure though 🤔
psud@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Add them in as wandering monsters. AC 16, 12 HP, 4' move
Attacks: 1d4 headbutt +1
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 1y
That's more than the vast majority of 1st level characters, my guy
psud@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y
It's a snail. It ought to be dangerous. It's not a solo game is it? It's also slow, so they can retreat if losing
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 1y
Ah I thought you'd sick four of these onto four players, that might be a bit much 😅
But four players against two of these snails should be more than doable!
psud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y
My group's about level 5, so their flock of snails will be a little nastier
I wonder if these will be the sort that follow you forever
Computerchairgeneral@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Level 9 Party:
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
It was a decoy snake
psyklax@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
kr0n@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1y
TRUE