c/lemmyshitpost · by Gork@lemm.ee · 1yZaibatsu 財閥 Каваї 458 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world
30 Comments
rivan@lemm.ee · 53 pts · 1y
It would be funnier reversed
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 1y
It would be interesting a diesel powered, hidraulic assisted, Magic Wand.
Mind shattering.
rivan@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
I'll take ten right now
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
That might be life endangering.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Yeah, never use 10 diesel powered vibrators in a closed room.
Yurgenst@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Badabinski@kbin.earth · 7 pts · 1y
Those magic wands are great for men as well. Hitachi created a truly magical people pleaser.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Love a Hitachi certified person either way.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 1y
Gork@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
What an excellent gift idea!
Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Happy mother's day!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
☑ Wrap as a gift.
☑ The delivery address is the same as receipt address.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
The more it concs the rete the more it brutalisms your butt.
swag_money@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
i showed my partner my Hitachi oscilloscope and she said "omg it's made by the vibrator company" 💀
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Did you show them how you masturbate with your Hitachi (with a high noise level on purpose)?
tiredofsametab@fedia.io · 11 pts · 1y
"I need to buy a piano who's a good maker?"
"Kawasaki"
"I also need to buy a motorcycle"
"You're not going to believe this, but...."
~ cribbed from somewhere on the internets (and probably retold somewhat incorrectly)
JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I think you're thinking Yamaha. Or does Kawasaki also do weird shit?
tiredofsametab@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y
Ah, you're right. I was doubting myself but still posted. Apparently doubting for good reason.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Not as weird as Xiao Mi apparently. They made everything, from phone to kitchen appliances to ebike to even car.
Pringles@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
What movie or series is this scene from actually?
FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
500 Days of Summer
Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Is it about global warming?
FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
More about relationship cooling, but close.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
Perfect
DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I would have used a Hitachi drill and added to the conversation "Wired or cordless?"
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Have you ever put one of those things on your asshole while you jerk off?
Stamau123@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
the scoop or the tracks?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
That one has no thumb for the bum so I guess the boom will have to do.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
You can wiggle the scoop to tickle the prostate better, the tracks can just sort of massage it.
mrvictory1@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It can get even wilder with Yamaha or Samsung
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Same horsepower and torque too.