Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
And she, she was real cool too! She'd harvest the crops, man, that's what I'm talking about! She put in the, in the, um, bushels and stuff and sell it, you know, because they had to make ends meet and stuff. I mean, did you ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky stuff on, on a dollar bill, man. I mean, and it's green, too!
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PugJesus@kbin.social · 27 pts · 3y
"Pronouns don't exist in the Constitution, libcuck!"
"We the people"
"WE the people"
"WE"
"WE"
Ryumast3r@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y
I love and hate the fact that there's a whole snopes article that delves into the history of pronouns in the constitution.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pronouns-in-usa-constitution/
WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 3y
PugJesus@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y
Washington himself grew hemp. Embrace the founding principles of this country: support the devil's lettuce 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
rezifon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
nutlink@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
And she, she was real cool too! She'd harvest the crops, man, that's what I'm talking about! She put in the, in the, um, bushels and stuff and sell it, you know, because they had to make ends meet and stuff. I mean, did you ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky stuff on, on a dollar bill, man. I mean, and it's green, too!
Sharpiemarker@feddit.de · 1 pts · 3y
🙏
Ertebolle@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
"for making rope and blankets"
JohnOnABuffalo@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
https://youtu.be/yx5d3haRG7M
I can't read that without hearing Barney Fife
kitonthenet@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
Those clowns in congress amirite
Ertebolle@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
What a bunch of clowns
Random_user@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Clowngress
Cheebus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
If those kids could read they’d be very upset.