Everyone will LinkOut sooner or later

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Wootz@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I was fortunate enough to experience death last month. Here's what it taught me about customers.

hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"...the funeral was an excellent networking opportunity, and I was able to share my amazing experience working for [ChatGPT rebadge "AI" company] with all of my friends and family. I spent extra time showing Grandma how she can chat with our product NeedAFriendAI since Grandpa isn't around anymore."

mouserat@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y

"And with my outstandingly generous employer I was able to share my employee-discount with her - even though family is not included by default - so she can save 2.99/month. So thankful to be able to work for [ChatGPT rebadge "AI" company]! "

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

Customers? Consumers.

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

Only the humans know that. So like 12 of the platforms users.

droporain@lemmynsfw.com · 21 pts · 1y
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jqubed@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

My wife was mentioning the other week how awkward it was to see people making “happy work anniversary!” posts to the account of somebody who’d died last year.

jessca@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

It will be the most eventful day no one speaks of.

remer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

They’re all bots so it isn’t actually guaranteed they’ll die. Some might get iterated for eternity.