c/shittylifeprotips · by gibbedygook@sh.itjust.works · 3ySLPT: When someone is taking up your personal space on a plane or bus, smile at them and touch them, saying "Are you turned on?" To make it more effective, get an erection. 17 points · 3 comments · view on lemmy.world
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Speckle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
BombOmOm@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 3y
Works right up until they touch you back, “yes”.
gibbedygook@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
then you escalate.