c/wikipedia · by topherp@lemmy.world · 1y

Holy Prepuce - Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce

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9 Comments

dantheclamman@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (3 replies)

George Costanza squinting at something hard to see

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You can collect them in Crusader Kings.

teft@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Like some sort of Christian Infinity Stones made of holy baby dick skin?

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

Exactly like that, if the Infinity Stones gave the owner +1 piety per day that he could either use to ask the Pope for money or start his own religion with incest and sacred nudity.

Plum@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

sbv@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Its authenticity was later considered to be confirmed by a vision of Saint Bridget of Sweden, who confirmed that it was somewhere in Rome.

That's good enough for me.

aviationeast@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nonsense the prepuce ascend with Christ and became the rings of Saturn...

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I thought you made that up, but then I read the Wikipedia article.

That's some seriously stretchy foreskin.

Hylactor@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y

I've got an idea for a new Nicolas Cage movie.