Bring back the traditions

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FromTheRiverToTheSea@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 1y (7 replies)
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narr1@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

oooh, I like your way of thinking! Maybe combine that modern approach with the tradition of guillotines not always finishing them off first time around, and, you know, feed them feet-first into the tree shredder possibly still squirming

tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'm also a fan of giving em the 'ol Gallagher treatment. Potentially a combo, with a spectacular ending!

narr1@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Shoot them to the sky as fireworks! Let their remains be scattered to the winds! Let nothing remain of them, lest it be endless loathing!

Termiboros@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

Scattering to the winds to be returned to the soil as nutrients for new life

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 6 pts · 1y

notabot@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Just replace the blade with a large stone or metal block and aim a little higher. Watch out for the splash.

Termiboros@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

We can finally get authentic sound effects instead of sacrificing watermelons, win-win :D