Are you fucking kidding me, Cranberry Sauce from a can if delightful, and the perfect accoutrement to a Turkey dinner. Have you ever had fresh cranberry sauce? It sucks donkey dicks. Gimme the can, gimme your can, I want the can.
I once had what I thought was slices of canned cranberry sauce at a buffet. I ate one slice and said "These cranberries are terrible!" Turns out they were beet slices.
16 Comments
shoulderoforion@fedia.io · 12 pts · 1y
Are you fucking kidding me, Cranberry Sauce from a can if delightful, and the perfect accoutrement to a Turkey dinner. Have you ever had fresh cranberry sauce? It sucks donkey dicks. Gimme the can, gimme your can, I want the can.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
gimme da cash
shoulderoforion@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y
classic
dingus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Yeah idk why...but sometimes I get to try cranberry sauce that someone made and I just don't really like that. Gimme that jello shit any day instead.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 1y
I made fresh cranberry sauce this year and thought it was badass
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y
I feel that way about instant mashed potatoes. The texture is just better.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
You disgust me.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Is it same as cranberry jam? Because that's great if it hasn't been sweetened to shit. That shit needs to be tart, what's the point otherwise
ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
I once had what I thought was slices of canned cranberry sauce at a buffet. I ate one slice and said "These cranberries are terrible!" Turns out they were beet slices.
lost_faith@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Beets are good, if that is what you wanted to eat. lol
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
I fucking love beets. Recently ate a beet and blue cheese salad, sounds kinda out there but it was excellent. And pickled beets are just fantastic
spiffomatic3000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
They're called "canberries" in my house. I love them!
peached_whale@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
"all you can eat" is insane
the_tab_key@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
My wife criticizes me for trying to get it out of that can without breaking up or cracks. She doesn't understand how to perfectly plate a meal.
ModestMeme@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
The slice with the expiration date and lot number imprinted on it is the lucky slice
x4740N@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Mash it and mix it with hot meat fat to make it liquid
Tried it with left over duck fat & cranberry sauce