I have very important news

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vulkanik@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 3y (2 replies)

This is my personal adventure, you don't have to agree with it

Burstar@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

They didn't disagree with it. They asked you why. Answer the reasonable query or accept that the obvious 'because I crave attention' will be what everyone is thinking.

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y

I don't crave attention, I crave ants

snake_case@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 3y (14 replies)

Where do you get these ants from?

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 3y (13 replies)

Mostly from the hill out back

flipthetube@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y (12 replies)

Mostly.

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 14 pts · 3y (10 replies)

I mean, at some point you're going to have to use imports. That's just reality. Did I expect 4 to be the point where he ran out of local ants, though? Not quite.

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y (9 replies)

You need ants? I know a guy.

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 3y (8 replies)

Hell, I can get you an ant by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. There are ways, Dude.

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y (7 replies)

This is what happens when you eat an ant in the Alps!!

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 3y

The Alps are not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the ant hill, Dude. Across this line you DO NOT..

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y

Some were around the cracks in the pavement

thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This is the future the left wants

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y

The best future

dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Antman

maxcharacterlimit@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 3y
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ubergeek77@lemmy.ubergeek77.chat · 7 pts · 3y

OP is going to be patient zero for a new ant-borne disease

whoamibro@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Video or it didn't happen

iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Have you tried any seasonings or preparation methods?

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Oh man I'm crying because of this.

Ok, there. I had a thing in my eye but it's gone now. All good.

Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Was it an ant?

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

It was ant jo mama!

NotSpez@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y

Of you post a picture of your ant-containing poo the shitposting circle will be truly complete

original_ish_name@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y

Dont eat too many! You might 1. Not have room for beans and 2. Fail the no poop challenge

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 3y (3 replies)

What do they taste like?

dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Spicy raisens

Mothra@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 3y

Depends on the ant, I've eaten black ones and they have a zesty, lemony flavour.

Mercival@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

They taste like formic acid pretty much

oatmilkmaid@possumpat.io · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Which one was your favourite

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 3y

The second one was the tastiest

snor10@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Well, what is it!?

Five or six?

slashasdf@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 3y

5 minus 6, Op is gonna throw up one

bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Lightweight, snort them.

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

Eventually I'll get there

Cleverdawny@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

o7 keep it up brave warrior

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 3y

Just do like an ant eater and stick your tongue in an ant hill.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y

one of us

SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

What kind?

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

Some red ones, some black ones

iso@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

But did you eat them all in one or one by one?

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 3y

One at a time, I'm not a pro yet

1050053@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)
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Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

You don't want it. Those words that come off the shoulders like that make is so you have to go through doors sideways.

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

From the store

Asudox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I ate a cat.