They didn't disagree with it. They asked you why. Answer the reasonable query or accept that the obvious 'because I crave attention' will be what everyone is thinking.
I mean, at some point you're going to have to use imports. That's just reality. Did I expect 4 to be the point where he ran out of local ants, though? Not quite.
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vulkanik@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 3y
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 3y
This is my personal adventure, you don't have to agree with it
Burstar@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 3y
They didn't disagree with it. They asked you why. Answer the reasonable query or accept that the obvious 'because I crave attention' will be what everyone is thinking.
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
I don't crave attention, I crave ants
snake_case@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 3y
Where do you get these ants from?
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 3y
Mostly from the hill out back
flipthetube@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
Mostly.
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 14 pts · 3y
I mean, at some point you're going to have to use imports. That's just reality. Did I expect 4 to be the point where he ran out of local ants, though? Not quite.
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y
You need ants? I know a guy.
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 3y
Hell, I can get you an ant by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. There are ways, Dude.
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
This is what happens when you eat an ant in the Alps!!
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 3y
The Alps are not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the ant hill, Dude. Across this line you DO NOT..
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
Some were around the cracks in the pavement
thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz · 9 pts · 3y
This is the future the left wants
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y
The best future
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
Antman
maxcharacterlimit@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 3y
ubergeek77@lemmy.ubergeek77.chat · 7 pts · 3y
OP is going to be patient zero for a new ant-borne disease
whoamibro@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Video or it didn't happen
iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Have you tried any seasonings or preparation methods?
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
Not yet
emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
https://www.goya.in/blog/recipe-to-make-weaver-ant-chutney-at-home
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y
Oh man I'm crying because of this.
Ok, there. I had a thing in my eye but it's gone now. All good.
Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Was it an ant?
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y
It was ant jo mama!
NotSpez@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y
Of you post a picture of your ant-containing poo the shitposting circle will be truly complete
original_ish_name@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y
Dont eat too many! You might 1. Not have room for beans and 2. Fail the no poop challenge
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 3y
What do they taste like?
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Spicy raisens
Mothra@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 3y
Depends on the ant, I've eaten black ones and they have a zesty, lemony flavour.
Mercival@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
They taste like formic acid pretty much
oatmilkmaid@possumpat.io · 6 pts · 3y
Which one was your favourite
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 3y
The second one was the tastiest
snor10@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y
Well, what is it!?
Five or six?
slashasdf@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 3y
5 minus 6, Op is gonna throw up one
bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y
Lightweight, snort them.
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
Eventually I'll get there
Cleverdawny@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y
o7 keep it up brave warrior
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 3y
Just do like an ant eater and stick your tongue in an ant hill.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y
one of us
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 3y
What kind?
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
Some red ones, some black ones
iso@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 3y
But did you eat them all in one or one by one?
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 3y
One at a time, I'm not a pro yet
1050053@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
You don't want it. Those words that come off the shoulders like that make is so you have to go through doors sideways.
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
From the store
Asudox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I ate a cat.