It's kind of like tofu, it's very bland on its own, but it's delicious when properly seasoned. I like lemon pepper or tajín, hot sauce is always good, even just salt and pepper will make it considerably more palatable.
For a moment there, I was wondering if someone actually went out of their way to prepare edible cum.
I could taste a plant taste that I did not like, while cum was like...cold pudding leftovers. Except that one time when it was saltier than sea water, and burned my throat and tongue.
I didn't believe the battery acid allegations until it happened.
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PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
It's kind of like tofu, it's very bland on its own, but it's delicious when properly seasoned. I like lemon pepper or tajín, hot sauce is always good, even just salt and pepper will make it considerably more palatable.
I am talking about avocado, just to clarify.
Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
Was reading this shit, thinking to myself....
RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y
For a moment there, I was wondering if someone actually went out of their way to prepare edible cum.
I could taste a plant taste that I did not like, while cum was like...cold pudding leftovers. Except that one time when it was saltier than sea water, and burned my throat and tongue.
I didn't believe the battery acid allegations until it happened.
j4k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
::: spoiler nutting your post
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Beth@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y
RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y
I wonder what was so terrible they had to delete it on Lemmy NSFW?
Beth@lemmynsfw.com · 0 pts · 1y
RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y
I just had to say it. It's like a joke I wanted to make, but it's actually true.