The fact that this is not available to purchase is a literal crime against humanity. And all other sentient species.

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OpenStars@piefed.social · 42 pts · 1y (3 replies)

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fartsparkles@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (2 replies)

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titter@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"make IT sew"

fartsparkles@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y

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AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y

If this were commercially available, my Christmas gift for my parents would be solved this year. My mom would think this is hilarious.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y

And all this while windmilling around the Enterprise on his dick!

shalafi@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Thrift stores clock are a couple of bucks. Print, glue, cardboard, all easy and cheap. And BTW, this is genius.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y

I don't disagree.

On the other hand, this is a metaphorical representation of every craft endeavor I have ever attempted:

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Seems like it could be a pretty straightforward 3d printing hack to a cheap clock. I'd lose the second hand as its distracting imo

ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

That's exactly where my mind went.

Stamets@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
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maniacalmanicmania@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Somehow clocks returned.

DemandtheOxfordComma@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Midnight is gonna be wild!