Spider ma'am

Spider ma'am, spider ma'am

Knitting scarves from spiderweb

They don't teach girls shit about what to expect with perimenopause or menopause. My Android's autocorrect doesn't even think that perimenopause is a word.

Spidy senses are a great way to think of peri symptoms. But she's got so much going on, she can't add fighting crime to her busy days...