If I'm pissing in the dark, it means I just got out of bed. I'm not cheating on my bed with the toilet. You might say, "But sitting on your toilet isn't cheating on your bed" or "WTF do you do in your bed?!", I'm not hear to judge your lifestyle, you do you, but my bed and I have an arrangement, I'm going for a pee, no sitting.
10 Comments
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
Just sit down. No aiming necessary
garretble@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
If I’m at home I always sit, like a king.
Plus the zero cleanup is a huge bonus.
revlayle@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Like a king on his throne
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
MimicJar@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
If I'm pissing in the dark, it means I just got out of bed. I'm not cheating on my bed with the toilet. You might say, "But sitting on your toilet isn't cheating on your bed" or "WTF do you do in your bed?!", I'm not hear to judge your lifestyle, you do you, but my bed and I have an arrangement, I'm going for a pee, no sitting.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
What if you gotta poo?
MimicJar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I turn on the light. I'm not going to poop in the dark like a lunatic.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
You poop in your bed with the light on? Guess that’s one way not to cheat with the toilet.
fsxylo@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
But then I can't piss outside the bowl!
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
You say that and yet...
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Yeah, but the water is so damn cold, I just want it finished.