Be honest. Your first thought was would this be an advantage or disadvantage during masturbation

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a14o@feddit.org · 68 pts · 1y

Ah so that's what they trained AI on

evening_push579@feddit.nu · 61 pts · 1y (2 replies)

No, i can’t unsee the face hugger

https://alienanthology.fandom.com/wiki/Facehugger

NABDad@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Yeah, that was my first thought too.

whostosay@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
kitnaht@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y (3 replies)

First thought was the face hugger from Alien. If your first thought was anything sexual, you probably need help.

Mozingo@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

... But face huggers are sexual. That's why they're scary.

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Yes, they are sexually assaulting the human host, and forcibly impregnating them. I read this was an intentional choice in the movie(s) to make it as scary and uncomfortable as possible. Same with the “feminine” curves of xenomorph

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

Joke's on you, they're the same thought

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 36 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My first thought was, if each finger could be used individually or if they also mirror each other.

fraksken@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 1y

The muscles and tendons are there.

RBWells@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y (1 reply)

One handed touch typing. Piano playing. Palming a basketball. Horror movie actor. So much non masturbation potential.

fraksken@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 1y

I skipped the "non" while reading and upvoting.

You can keep the upvote though.

scytale@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Dude can be an amazing piano player.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

His impatient finger tapping would be pretty epic too.

simplejack@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

OP thought someone said penised, not pianist.

fl42v@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 1y

I'm wondering if the fingers move independently or also mirror each other's movement. Because if they do, those people are one custom keyboard away from pretty comfortable PC usage.

ultrahamster64@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

My first thought is that it looks like face hugger from Alien

webpack@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

I was thinking about guitar/piano...

BearGun@ttrpg.network · 9 pts · 1y

Projection is one hell of a drug

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y

Mad thumb war gamer

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 1y

Hear me out...

You know those "professional" slapping contests?

cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 1y

Speak for yourself. We all are innocent people.

luckystarr@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y

Is this mutation actually useful or an impediment?

RacerX@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Somewhat serious question: What would these people do for gloves?

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I think you have to go with oversized mittens

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

Four of them.

JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y

Call a tailor probably

Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org · 1 pts · 1y

Idk, if i were a trailer, that would sound like a fun challenge

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Talk about opposable thumbs!

OZFive@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I don't see any thumbs on that hand!

Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"the forearm bone duplicates itself" which one does I wonder ? is it always the same ?

JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y

So you know when people mimick a butterfly with their hands? Yeah, just that one-handed.

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I think its great and I love it! Can't wait to see people with extra fingers. Each one is useful!

themakara@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

My first thought was "General Kenobi!"

DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
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