Even as a foolish boy it seemed strange to me that anyone would want to get literally boned. What exactly is it about shoving a washboard up somebody's coochie that apparently resonates? I've never met a woman who was into it. Look at their dildos! Draconic cervix traumatizers notwithstanding I don't see a lot of ribbing going on.
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loveshame@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 1y
Even as a foolish boy it seemed strange to me that anyone would want to get literally boned. What exactly is it about shoving a washboard up somebody's coochie that apparently resonates? I've never met a woman who was into it. Look at their dildos! Draconic cervix traumatizers notwithstanding I don't see a lot of ribbing going on.
theUwUhugger@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I have literally just purchased 3 box wort with a stolen gift card, you physically have to be wrong!!!
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I learned about ribbed condoms from Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, and by God, that's how everyone should learn about them!