Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect

https://theonion.com/musk-signals-willingness-to-bid-more-than-97-billion-to-acquire-respect/

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Panamalt@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Musk always looks like he just shit his pants and is realizing he shouldn't have trusted it

shalafi@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's meant to be a, "I'm a serious man and a serious genius intently calculating on what was said." So transparent it's pathetic. When people throw that face, I know damned well they aren't listening and think they're smarter than me.

Just had to endure corporate training where a woman held that face non-stop. Tuned me completely out, and guess what? Most of what came out of her mouth was useless, didn't contribute a thing. To top it off, she was one of those people who smile, showing teeth, while frowning. So she's happy and serious?!

Shit is like chalkboard nails to my brain.

🤔

Fucking moron.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

It’s a smirk not a smile by the way. Pompous ass wipes bothers me too, I can never tell them they’re wrong, but have shown them plenty of times.

crusa187@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 1y

No deal

singletona@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

that's nice. I'm still not selling to that pasty faced balding south african aparthide dipshit.

yourFanatic@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Why does his face do that? He's trying to look serious but whatever he did to his cheeks doesn't let him.

oo1@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

botox?

yourFanatic@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
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metaStatic@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

gonna need to liquidate some assets there buddy.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y

himself, ideally

Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Did he aspire to art?

oo1@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 1y

Genuine Q, if he were to give 300 USD to everyone in USA would more people respect him?

I feel like biden probably tried that.