In this essay, I will....

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Rudee@lemmy.ml · 35 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Let's not forget being hunted by the crackhead his uncle finessed out of said mood ring (at least per Bilbo's original telling of the tale)

NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Hehe, you called gollum a crackhead...

Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

after that everyone goes in a hole and the stoner friend gets in a fist fight with a fire demon. after that the preppy dickhead no one liked gets killed by the stoner friends recently sober buddy who seems like maybe his 12 step program is actually a cult and everyone gets really sad about it

Rudee@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

Don't you disrespect Boromir, son of Denethor, son of Ecthelion in front of me !

gofsckyourself@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

piracysails@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Much better, thanks.

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Holy shit, someone could make a 2000's-style stoner comedy with this general plot and most movie-goers would never pick up on it. Like a modern-day "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

ILaughBecauseFunny@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 1y

That's what I'm thinking... I need a fanfic version of this that I can read!

howsetheraven@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

Lel imagine being inside of creative work and your metaphor shacks up with your comparison and now metaphors are going after metaphors so you try to metaphor like a simile. Imagine lel