Stop! You have committed crimes against the sacred timeline!

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8 Comments

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 64 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Then when you respond hoping to rekindle some long lost teenage romance .... they ask if you want to buy some bitcoin

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Damn, I felt that one.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

She wanted to give you a heads-up about her new OnlyFans. 😘 💦

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 6 pts · 1y

There's definitely a couple I'd consider 🤷‍♂️

FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Or essential oils

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 36 pts · 1y

I've been there twice. It's a good hookup. Not a good relationship.

Driveway4964@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Am I the only one who thought that was Tommy Wiseau sitting there?

Squorlple@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Both are D. B. Cooper