c/memes · by Gork@lemm.ee · 3yOr just put me in a box and ship as freight 557 points · 22 comments · view on lemmy.world
22 Comments
dipshit@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 3y
toe truck
ndsvw@feddit.de · 27 pts · 3y
Gork@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 3y
Cries in American 💧🦅
drinkperrier@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3y
Cries in Canada
ndsvw@feddit.de · 4 pts · 3y
CreativeImpasse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Depends on the province since health is a provincial jurisdiction. In Ontario the cost is $45 Canadian unless you’re on social assistance of any sort then it’s free, or if it’s between two medical facilities which is also free
timkmz@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 3y
Haha kein grund zu sagen das du deutsch bist. Sieht man von der instance
PugJesus@kbin.social · 21 pts · 3y
As I am trash, I demand the garbage truck take me for free
JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 3y
Is there a community for "suicided by words"?
IHeartBadCode@kbin.social · 20 pts · 3y
SLPT: To save money, consider just dying instead.
smallpanther@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 3y
Found the Canadian government's account.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I am considering it.
the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
Better get 'em to the incinerator before they go necro and cause another voidout!
Fafner@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 3y
Benny's body pick up. "You kill 'em, we chill 'em."
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
I can bring you in warm...
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y
Planes would be so much more comfortable if I was in a box in the cargo area
fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 3y
Like a coffin?
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y
Yeah. At least I could straighten my legs and take a nap
GiantChickDicks@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
Coffins are super comfy, and it's a well kept secret. I'd buy one to nap in if they were reasonable.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
Or one of those Japanese nap pods
PoorlyWrittenPapyrus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
A cop told me after my car was totaled that he called the local tow truck, and the cost was covered by the city.
Imagine my surprise when I went to the tow yard a couple days later and they handed me my $800 bill.
Gork@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
I think for this trick to work you need to be person shaped and not car shaped.
ghostermonster@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 3y
Oha@feddit.de · 1 pts · 3y
You guys pay for ambulance rides?
BillMurray@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
In the fucking rain?! Brutal.