Road rage

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finkrat@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y (15 replies)

And this is why I am not getting cybernetics, my mental health has shit the bed enough already

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y (11 replies)

But think of the orgasm button. I know that can't end well, but what a way to go.

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 33 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y

Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Yes, but what about second orgasm button?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Not sure, mine's in my weiner I think?

finkrat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Lmao I'm asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you're going with this but you're accidentally not helping (and it's not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.

What about a button to turn OFF...no, that's not much help either...

Fine, you can have your damned exemption.

finkrat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Appreciate it :>

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

Some people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I'd be shooting dust within an hour.

hardcoreufo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

They'll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.

Rooty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Damn, they found a way to monetize the clitoris?

moody@lemmings.world · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ghost in the Shell has convinced me that even if they become available in my lifetime, it's probably best to stay away.

barnaclebutt@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You mean Snow Crash right?

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

stardustsystem@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (2 replies)

THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN

sjmarf@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA; THEY FORGOT THAT I’M HIM

dgbbad@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y

I'm sitting on the ivory coast, eating vermillion snapper. War is all I think about.

PugJesus@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Brutal

Xenobiotic@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They're using English, yet I still need a translator 😅

Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y

"Guy with a brain implant cut me off in traffic, so I used a hacking device to make him feel uncomfortable with his gender."

I'm sure someone will cherry pick the semantics, but that's the gist of it.

the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Unrelated: I learned this morning you can trade Gen 1 and 2 pokemon with a Flipper Zero 😮

Gutek8134@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Now I'm curious what would happen if you treated someone with neuralink with an EMP

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y

the end of trumpism

DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Lol

Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Concealed carry Electronic Warfare suite has arrived.

Rhoeri@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I don’t know what any of that means.

Psythik@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 1y
  • Neuralink is a brain chip funded by Hitler Elon Musk.
  • Flipper Zero is a tool that lets knowledgeable people hack into and do various things with devices that use radio waves.
  • "Cutting off" is when a driver changes lanes in front of another driver without keeping a safe distance between vehicles.
  • "Flipping off" is when you show someone your middle finger in an insulting manner.
  • Traffic is caused by people in cars who neither understand how to keep a proper following distance, nor how the passing lane works. It can also be a symptom of poor public transport infrastructure.

As far as gender dysphoria... I'll let someone more experienced in the subject tackle that one for me.

Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

If he already was does it do it squared