*Munches on Sandal*

Thanks I hate it.

Exactly like pic. One foot this way, the other foot that. I’m a bit of trendsetter, nbd.

No

Cameltoe vs docking

Right picture if I need to traverse fast flowing mountain river.

I am guilty of the one on the left. My husband calls them my pig feet and he hates them. Sometimes I take off the flip flops and the cloven sock remains. He super hates that.

Just wear tabi socks.

Every day we stray farther from an imaginary guy in the sky.

Sometimes when its slightly cold I wear toe socks with my sandals, everyone hates it...

Well I can guarantee you that its not done the way on the right. That's one thing for sure.

There is another

Deutsche am Strand?

You, sir, are worse than Hitler.

That's what we call a Troglodyte move

Cursed sandals!