19-Year-Old DOGE Agent Running Out of Excuses for Why He Can’t Hang Out With Elon This Weekend

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/19-year-old-doge-agent-running-out-of-excuses-for-why-he-cant-hang-out-with-elon-this-weekend/

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7 Comments

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Man do you like want to hang out, shoot some ketamine and watch YouTube videos?

DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y

“Uh, I can’t man. My mom is really sick…”

<<keyboard clacking— silent pause>>

E: “No, I can see she’s not…” …. “…so ketamine and YouTube???”

“… sure, man.”

konalt@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

With pretty much anyone else I'd accept

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Elon Musk is that guy who has a GameCube and Natty Ice and just wants to hang out and play with no pants on.

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y

Bruh, the GameCube does not deserve this kind of slander

RagnarokOnline@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

At least they're over 18, right?