19-Year-Old DOGE Agent Running Out of Excuses for Why He Can’t Hang Out With Elon This Weekend
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/19-year-old-doge-agent-running-out-of-excuses-for-why-he-cant-hang-out-with-elon-this-weekend/
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
Man do you like want to hang out, shoot some ketamine and watch YouTube videos?
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
“Uh, I can’t man. My mom is really sick…”
<<keyboard clacking— silent pause>>
E: “No, I can see she’s not…” …. “…so ketamine and YouTube???”
“… sure, man.”
konalt@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
With pretty much anyone else I'd accept
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
Elon Musk is that guy who has a GameCube and Natty Ice and just wants to hang out and play with no pants on.
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
Bruh, the GameCube does not deserve this kind of slander
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/3zvTRQr7ns8?feature=shared
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
At least they're over 18, right?