My daughter just told me my face is unpleasant.

She's 5 going on 40.

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Anissem@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wait till she finds out you boned her mom

downhomechunk@midwest.social · 6 pts · 1y

Power move, I like your style. If she keeps it up, I'll let her know it happened more than once.

TTH4P@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

With respect...

downhomechunk@midwest.social · 9 pts · 1y

All due

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is it tho?

downhomechunk@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y

You got me

DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

She will make for a fine CEO someday

bstix@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Do you have stubble perhaps?

downhomechunk@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y

I do, but she tells me my face is pokey when it has too much stubble.

someguy3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What does 5 going on 40 mean?

x4k37NrDr@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

She’s 5 years old with the disposition of a 40-year old.

Gnugit@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

We're you in some state of thought or emotion that she may have read and articulated this as 'unpleasant'?

I have a similar story though. My son keeps asking me "why do you do that thing with your lips?" He referring to my smile which I've long learnt to hide unless I have real joy in which it bursts out...

downhomechunk@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y

Aw man you need to teach your boy to smile!