As a side business, I sell cakes out of the trunk of my car.

Banana bread is 1,50$ a piece, cheese cake 2,50$, and an apple crumble is 2,70$. Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

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Coeus@coeus.sbs · 13 pts · 3y

I think it's funnier that none of those are pies.

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Lol I like how you fucked up the joke. ;)

udon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Did I? As a non native speaker it's dad joke level funny for me

jws_shadotak@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Cakes and pies are different so the title takes a little more thought to figure out the play-on-words

udon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Oh, something new every day. Thanks

But why is the rum (cake) gone?

Xanthobilly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (2 replies)

🌽🌽🌽/5

Actually 🥖🥖🥖🥖/5

Lol baguettes?

Brilliant! But here's my take as a kiwi

Mince and cheese $1,50 each, stake and cheese $2,50, and a sausage roll is $2,70. Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

That was a long walk off a short plank.

Guadin@k.fe.derate.me · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

It's so dad level I don't understand it. Anyone care to explain?

Pierates of the Caribein

Pirates of the Caribbean...I think

CoolMatt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (3 replies)

I don't get it

jws_shadotak@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Pie rates of the car I be in

Pirates of the Caribbean

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OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIII.. Thank you

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